December 7th. Japanese Attack Pearl…

December 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm (Alameda, Baseball, News & Politics)


WZIG in Alameda is reporting that Boston Red Sox Japanese pitcher Daisuke Matsuzuka [Dice-K] attacked the remains of the late Pearl Bailey with a fungo bat, at Forrest Lawn Cemetery, in Los Angeles.

Matsuzuka, is pictured bellow being led away from the crime scene.


Pearly Mae [pictured bellow], who has been dead since 1990, could not be reached for comment.


The late Ms. Bailey’s husband, drummer Louie Bellson, said that “although this is not ‘a date that will live in infamy,’ as was the attack on the other Pearl [Harbor], it still sucks. Can’t we all just get along?” pleaded the still spry octogenarian.


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