December 7th. Japanese Attack Pearl…

December 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm (Alameda, Baseball, News & Politics)

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WZIG in Alameda is reporting that Boston Red Sox Japanese pitcher Daisuke Matsuzuka [Dice-K] attacked the remains of the late Pearl Bailey with a fungo bat, at Forrest Lawn Cemetery, in Los Angeles.

Matsuzuka, is pictured bellow being led away from the crime scene.

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Pearly Mae [pictured bellow], who has been dead since 1990, could not be reached for comment.

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The late Ms. Bailey’s husband, drummer Louie Bellson, said that “although this is not ‘a date that will live in infamy,’ as was the attack on the other Pearl [Harbor], it still sucks. Can’t we all just get along?” pleaded the still spry octogenarian.

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